These go way beyond bumper stickers.
You should definitely put this on your rear windshield:
It’s just so friendly!
I wouldn’t recommend this many nipple references on your car, though:
Nor would I recommend this particular bumper sticker:
This license plate–tongue combo is super cute:
And so are these custom buttons:
But — speaking of ludicrous speed — this tailgate paint job might be too much:
I approve of this slightly self-deprecating window sticker:
It’s cheeky! It’s fun!
However, this one — regardless of how funny it may be — is not recommended. Because, ya know, safety:
I also wouldn’t recommend using a bunch of screaming rubber chickens as a bumper protector:
Pretty sure this car covered in dolls is also a safety hazard:
And please, don’t cover your car in — *shudder* — dentures:
Maybe just go for a punny bumper sticker instead that plays off your car’s model name:
Personally, I’m a fan of this one:
While I love a cartoon reference, this paint job is a little loud:
And this one is…well, I feel like you’re just saying a lot about yourself here:
Speaking of saying a lot about yourself, the owner of the car would love for you to think that they have a lot of sex, which means they probably don’t:
No comment here:
Two more to wrap things up…I wholeheartedly support this car with the world’s tiniest spoiler:
But oh my god, please do not do this to avoid wearing your seatbelt: